A TaKe On MoViEs

Movies that must NOT be translated into Filipino: (A forwarded e-mail that I want to share with you all. Have a good laugh!)

1. black hawk down --- ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. dead man's chest --- dodo ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer --- uyy... aminin!
4. love, actually --- sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. million dollar baby --- 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country)
6. the blair witch project --- ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
7. mary poppins --- si mariang may putok
8. snakes on a plane --- nag-ahasan sa ere
9. the postman always rings twice --- ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10. sum of all fears --- takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish --- talakitok
12. pretty woman --- ganda ng lola mo
13. robin hood, men in tights --- si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. four weddings and a funeral --- kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly --- ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone --- adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17. click --- isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain --- may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala bumigay sa bundok
19. the day of the dead --- ayaw tumayo ng mga patay
20. waterworld --- basang-basa
21. there's something about mary --- may kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month --- ang sipsip
23. resident evil --- ang biyenan
24. kill bill --- kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge --- lintik lang ang walang ganti
26. nightmare before christmas --- binangungot sa noche buena
27. never been kissed --- pangit kasi
28. gone in 60 seconds --- 1 round, tulog!
29. the fast and the furious --- ang bitin, galit!
30. too fast, too furious --- kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit!
31. dude, where's my car --- dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
32. beauty and the beast --- ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
33. the lord of the rings - ang alahero